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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
feralratboye
changan-moon

双面三异绣 shuāng miàn sān yì xiù  is a new genre of suzhou double-sided embroidery. It is done on both sides, but the patterns, stitches and colors are different, hence the name 双面三异绣( literally double-sided triple difference embroidery). It enables the viewer to appreciate the image of traditional chinese embroidery art with different patterns, stitches and colors on one embroidery. 

cr 花锦城手工

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national-shitpost-registry

Embroidery is a high art form

naughtypiggy

Okay… but how does the fiber change colors? I’ve been doing needlework fo decades. I’ve never met any sort of embroidery floss that was a different color on the back than it was on the front. (Don’t throw variegated at me. You can see this shirt ain’t variegated.)

princeofthesandgourd

The stitches are smaller on one side! Ive done something similar by couching one thread with a different colored in a satin stitch worked in one direction. With silk threads being so thin, you could make long satin stitches with one color on side a, but you wouldn’t be able to see the very tiny stitches made on side b. Then you do the same thing vice versa with side b, giving you two different colors on each side

It could be more complicated, idk, I couldn’t really find tutorials for it, but that’s how I do my double sided embroideries. it doesn’t look as good but here’s how the couching method looks when it’s done!

fred-erick-frankenstein

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Picture by @amiguruineapig

zwierzodudle
creekfiend

Ok so the thing about reading like books which are “predictable” is that I, a story enjoyer, go completely bonkers about it bc its like Enrichment in my Enclosure. A scene parallels another earlier scene between different characters thus serving to highlight the differences in their views and priorities???? A line makes me think “hmmm I bet that’s gonna be relevant later” ends up being relevant later????? I am a tiger chewing ice cubes out of a pumpkin. I’m so so happy. Please foreshadow more things. Throw the completely anticipateable plot beats at me like catnip mousies!!!!!

feralratboye
frankarnstein

Keira Knightley
20 January 2018

penfairy

Does anyone else remember the story about that poor lesbian who came out to her mother and her mother cried and said “it’s all that damn Keira Knightley’s fault, I knew I shouldn’t have let you watch pride and prejudice as a child” because I’m really feeling that now

profusedinmelancholy

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Yes

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Bonus

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profusedinmelancholy

I’m screaming

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foxesonstilts

listen i respect y’all’s elizabeth bennets and elizabeth swanns and especially y’alls bend it like beckham babygays realizations but

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DID Y’ALL MISS DOMINO (2005) ????

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LOOK AT THIS FRESH DISASTER. THIS ABSOLUTE DREAM OF A MESS

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DID Y”ALL MISS THIS

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AND THIS

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AND LOOK AT THIS GAY ANNOYANCE???

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oh and at the end lucy liu shows up and interrogates her and it is v intense and lesbionic

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in conclusion i had this haircut for 7 years and still want to kiss keira knightley

simplydalektable

I can’t believe this Princess of Thieves erasure

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she cuts off her own hair and dresses like a boy to protect the crown prince

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also she’s amazing at archery. legolas whomst?

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I recorded this on VHS commercials and all and watched it pretty much until the tape wore out. Totally in a heterosexual way though.

glumshoe

When I was 12, a drunk adult man shouted “You’re the hottest girl I’ve ever seen!” at me.

My reaction was to turn around and shout back, “Then OBVIOUSLY you’ve never seen Kiera Knightley!” and in retrospect I should have realized some things sooner than I did.

princessnijireiki

I know at this point this is basically a highlights reel of Keira Knightley’s whole filmography, but I present for your sword & sandals consideration, Keira as Celtic Guinevere in “King Arthur” (2004):

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nonbinaryfinery0101

This post gets better every time I see it 

broadwaytheanimatedseries

STOP, IM ALREADY GAY!

frostedpuffs
she-waves-at-cats

I think it needs to become common knowledge that "inability to read social cues" can show up as overcompensating.

You don't know how much misbehaviour is allowed, so you become the perfect child who never tests rules.

You don't know if someone is irritated with you, so you'll be extra generous and self-effacing.

You don't know how much is expected of you at work so you'll kill yourself in a minimum-wage job and not notice that nobody else is working like this.

"Hardworking and quiet" should be as much of an autism red flag as "ignores rules and doesn't know when to stop talking". Or why don't we just start using words to communicate so i can stop tracking everybody's eyebrow twitches, that would be great.

the-eldritch-it-gay
sunflowermp4

this clip from make some noise s1e8 with oscar montoya and brennan lee mulligan is the only super mario bros content i care about personally

7thedisasterdyke

brennan lee mulligan has the greatest superpower: the unlimited ability to make an absolutely off-the-cuff monologue and then follow it up with the ultimate turnaround.
he can share the power with others

jacobtheloofah

but credit also needs to be firmly planted in the hands of oscar for hearing the prompt say "dramatic video game cutscene" and then going "got it, mario and luigi."

skrunglebeasts

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